Hey, here's an idea! Let me share with you the critters that have made nests in my office in the past year.
Meet Un-named creepy bug #322. These sweet little runners are EVERYWHERE. You can hear them in the ceiling, or riffling through your stuff. One of em fell from the ceiling one day and landed on my keyboard while I was typing. I just about went into labor.
Meet Suzie. Suzie lived a long, healthy life behind the box of beanie babies for a good month or two. We never met any of Suzie's family, but we were pretty sure that she was not a loner. This is pretty much the actual size of Suzie, until she was splattered on the carpet with a steel-toed boot in late November 2008. Suzie was a freaky little crawly thing that will (not) be missed.
And last, but certainly not least, our (not so) good friend Slick. Slick is the newest edition to our lovely office. He enjoys catnapping behind my HP computer, long walks on the wall, freaking out unsuspecting employees, and sticking out his tounge. (he also effectively eats exhibits B and C, which is his ONLY endearing quality)
*Side note: my office is NOT located in a rainforest, farm, city, or swamp. No, these critters are good ol' Knoxville-Critters. Maybe I should change my job description from Child Advocate to Park Ranger?