Yesterday was my "monthly" pregnancy checkup at the doc's office. (17 weeks along by the way) And, as usual, I was bracing myself to be poked, prodded, and emptied. (emptied as in: urine and blood) I am starting to have no problem with this stuff, seeing as how I better damn well get used to it before good ol' month NINE. BUT, to my delight, I was neither poked, prodded or emptied yesterday. Somehow, I managed to swing a Get-out-of-Jail-free Card! This can't BE! I asked the doctor.. "what about that thing where I get naked and you poke me?" - "Nope. Not today." Maybe he was just in a good mood.. and had decided that torturing mommies-to-be just wasn't as fun as it used to be. I don't know.. but I'll take it. ANDDDD.. the only thing that he DID tell me was that I've LOST WEIGHT! Fourteen glorious pounds to be exact. In the middle of me jumping for joy, he reminded me that I'm pregnant and that this is not a good time to diet. Yah, okay, I'm not sure that there's a bad time to lose 14 pounds.. but whatever. So, doctor's orders were to scarf down as much icecream as humanly possible over the next month and put on atleast four pounds. To that challenge I said: "Hamburgers and Oreo Pie tonight baby!"
My doctor will be pleased to know that I surely gained all 14 pounds back...... last night.
Hey, doctor's orders.
AnyWHO.. wish me luck on my junk food endeavor, and I will wish you luck on yours! :)
Okay, I could stand to LOSE 14 POUNDS and I'm not even PREGNANT! How are you doing it while preggers? Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteThe main reason I've lost weight is that I've only been drinking water... and LOTS of it. Plus, most of my favorite foods just don't look good anymore.. :*( It's torture.
ReplyDeleteOH all that junk food makes me so hungry...and I am going to the gym now...ahhhhh!!!!!
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