Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Diary of a Preggo-Eggo

Two things:

1. To Wii or not to Wii...
Just like most of you, this past weekend was a 3 day weekend; given to me so that I could have more time playing with explosives, eating hotdogs, and sleeping. Happy Birthday, U.S.A. (this post is delayed.. and I'm sorry) Although I did have a blast getting paid for sitting on my rump.... it was also a slightly frustrating weekend with the boys. I love them. I do. Dearly. They are hilarious and sweet, creative and fun. But, something had to give this weekend... I was feeling too pregnant and too high-strung. SO, we borrowed my mom's Wii - to entertain the boys. What a brilliant idea! Seriously, it was a brilliant idea......................
Until my husband found Tiger Woods Golf.
And, I've lost him forever.

So, to Wii or not to Wii? That is the question.

2. No, I am not "about to burst", but thanks.
Yes, my belly is gigantic. I turn to the side and it's, "KAPOW!". It does sort of look like I'm carrying twins. But I am not. I still have 6 more weeks left, people.. so please stop acting like I should be in route to the ER. Stuff grows when you're pregnant. Picture an 8 lb. bowling ball - now picture yourself SWALLOWING that 8 lb. bowling ball. I. Am. Pregnant. Again, stuff grows when you're pregnant. I'm extremly thankful that the only part of me that has grown has been my belly. I have not swelled, bloated, packed on flubber, nor stored extra reece's cups in my tushy. Why is everyone so shocked that I have 6 weeks left??! Am I really that huge?


  1. Darlin, Whatever you are doing is the most beautiful thing. You are perfect to me. Tiger Woods and I are thru, it was passionate but brief, he means nothing darlin. I love you and I don't need to see him again.

  2. Haha, my fiance is into that too. I totally feel your pain sister!

  3. From one game widow to another, I feel you!

    P.S. You're pregnant & have the hormone excuse. Let 'er rip when anybody says something stupid to you about your belly!

  4. Loss of husband is my top reason for my no-PlayStation ban ;-)