Thursday, May 7, 2009

Where's my hard-hat, people???!

Have I told you how much I'm OVER construction zones in my house? Well, I'm over it people. OVER IT. Our teenie tiny little bitty bathroom remodeling "project" has turned into "Operation-Destroy-Trina's-Living-Space". Now, granted, it may be totally worth it just to see the lime green/peach tiles removed, and our sparkly new bathtub... but we'll see. Sure, I love waking up at 3 am with the urge to wet the bed because our little bundle of joy has decided that my bladder makes the perfect trampolene. (That's my favorite) Now, top it off with... finding my shoes so that I can make the treck to the creepy-crawly basement, watching out for nails and screws and potential-splinters... just to plop myself on the potty only to pee a thimble size amount of pee, and find an empty roll of toilet paper and a mosquito with legs the size of my hand. All while looking straight up into our REAL bathroom that has been destroyed. Sounds like fun, huh?
You don't know the half of it.

Those are fun. Fun, as in.. I'd rather bathe in the middle of Times Square with a bucket of Windex and a brillo pad. The shower in the basement is approximately the size of a typical kitchen pantry. Probably smaller. Every time I get in the thing, it's dirtier than the time before. How is this possible??? The floor has a crack in it, which leaks under my drumset in the room next door... the ceiling is made up of cobwebs and icky stuff (and is only 4 inches from your head), and the shower curtain refuses to stay where put. Oh.. and it's dark.
Very dark. Perhaps it's even BETTER that it's dark.. so that I can't really see what else is going on in their with me.
Please give me back my bathroom.

Oh, and can I just say... Thank You, honey, for all of the hard work that you've put into our soon-to-be-lovely new bathroom. Finishing this bathroom will be ALMOST as exciting as marrying you. (is that bad?) Oh.. and I also want to PRE-appologize for what our water bill will amount to after I take 4 showers a day in our new shower.. admiring our pretty new tile. We'll just have to cut back on electricity next month. Heck, I'll even shower in the dark just to save a few pennies!
Love you, hubby!
Hate you, bathroom! :)



  1. I feel your pain!! We are always in a construction zone. Thanks for the follow!

  2. Ugh...I know what you mean. That isn't going on with me now...but I did before. I was such a b%&*! to be around. I was soooo frustrated! But it will be worth it:)

  3. Hahaha.

    Yay for remodeling! Its the way women get what they want!

    (This is why we have trouble with "bad boys". We want to remodel them. Sigh)

    "I love you, your perfect, now change."

  4. You have the patience of a saint. If I were preggers and had all that going on, I'd either be in jail or the nuthouse.