I'm at the office all by my lonesome today. BUT, don't you dare feel sorry for me. No sir. I've turned my office into little bungalow, if you will, a home-away-from-home... Cranked up the easy listening, lit a few candles, used our printer to print 30 posters for my babe's upcoming gig... let's see... played some Playstation, touched up the makeup... envied my coworkers and their 700 hours of paid-time-off, desperately tried to find something vaguely interesting on the internets... stared, longingly, into the green, green trees that await me...

I wanna go home now.