Wednesday, April 22, 2009

You suck! Wait, no, You ROCK!

My office officially sucks and rocks at the same time. The sucky news: every single fundraiser that they put on is totally not pregnant-friendly. Such as:
1st fundraiser: OYSTERfest. O-Y-S-T-E-R-S. And alcohol. And oysters. (mmm.. I love me some oysters, but the "doctor" says they're a no-go)
2nd fundraiser: Rollerskating. Sweet, sweet idea people. But, where's the pregnancy-love, eh?? Sure, it's a blast to watch all of my favorite co-workers go around and around and around and fall on their tooshies 1700 times.. but it's just not as fun as ME falling 1700 times!
3rd fundraiser: (Well, this one COULD be pregnancy-friendly... but it's not $$-friendly) It's some sort of swanky 85 course dinner. I couldn't afford to sneeze in one of the napkins, so I just stay far far far away.

The news that rocks:
They love me. They really really love me. Not only did I receive the most beautiful bouquet of flowers for "Administrative Assistant Day", I also get donuts and cupcakes on a regular basis. Well, they're for the "entire office" or something like that.. but they somehow all end up in my belly. ANDDDD.. In preparation for Earth Day, we officially started a recycling program last week!! (because of mwwwaaaaa.. thankyouverymuch!)

Hey, maybe this working thing isn't so bad afterall.

3 comments:

  1. Do the donuts and cupcakes make up for the roller skating? Oooo, it's a toss-up!

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  2. And excuse me, EIGHT DAYS!!!! Eight days 'til WEDDING!

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  3. Uh, YAH! Don't worry, I've been in freak-out-mode for a few days now. (and I've been wearing my wedding ring just for funzies)

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