Thursday, March 26, 2009

Things I'm thankful for today:
1. I'm thankful that I'm not a praying mantis. Apparently, the praying mantis bites his mate's head off while he impregnates her. Why?

2. I'm thankful that I'm not an elephant. (even though I feel like one) Because elephants carry their pregnancies for TWO YEARS!!! And then.. they have to give birth to: AN ELEPHANT!

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