Nonsense

This blog is starting to become my venting place. I've wanted to sit down and type up a 2 page blog about money, and my job, and all of the little stresses in life.. but I've spared you from all of this. (for now) So, until I can convince myself that the World is not coming to an end.. I will fill this space with nonsense humor.
Exibit A: Tongue Twisters
If a noisy noise annoys an onion, an annoying noisy noise annoys an onion more!

The butter Betty Botter bought could make her batter bitter, so she thought she'd better buy some better butter!

Now would be the time to stop being my friend because you're way weirded out..
OR.. the time to praise me endlessly and send me lots of money?