Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Please tell me I'm dreaming

I had a dream last night that I was playing baseball with Billy Ray Cyrus (not the clean cut Billy Ray Cyrus either.. the mullet.. cheesy country star Billy Ray Cyrus) in a school lunch room- where people were dodging the ball and throwing french fries at the ref... and well, it was not pretty.
The night before, I dreamt that I was in a contest where I had to throw stuff off of a third floor balcony and try to make it land in a bucket. (needless to say, I won the contest hands down)

Three nights ago, I dreamt that a bunch of 6 year olds were throwing school supplies AND PUPPIES at me. (I mean, generally I'm all about puppies.. but throwing them??! My brain has crossed the line)
What's up with that?

Does anyone notice a parallel between these dreams? If there's anyone out there with a psychology degree.. please hook me up with some reassuring thoughts.. so that I don't lie awake wondering what's gonna be thrown at me tonight. Muchos Gracias.


  1. Yep, it's all about throwing things. Kidding. I think it's some kind of anxiety. Like you're overworked, or worried about your superiors' (as well as your clients') evaluation of your performance. Like you feel like you have something big to prove, and prove it constantly.

    Or it could just mean you have baby-type things on the brain...i.e., school lunchroom, small children, school supplies, puppies...

    I'll bill you for this consultation later. :)

  2. haha, Billy Ray Cyrus. Do you have an "Achy-Breaky Heart?!" haha ;)

  3. Oh Sassy, you shouldn't have... now you are my online therapist. Do you take PayPal? ;)