Ode to Homer Simpson

"Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip" - Homer Simpson

"This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit"

- Homer Simpson

"Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk." - Homer Simpson

"Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them" - Homer Simpson